Saturday, 4 August 2012

Bird Conference


The Geese where in the water
backpedaling against the flow,
facing the steps on the bank.

The Pigeons where on the bank
lined up and bobbing at the river
and the congregation of Geese.

They discussed the fiscal nature
of roving clouds, nesting economies,
twig shortages and thermal tax.

A motion was put forward to review
the pecking order so as to allow
a fairer distribution of soggy bread

and discarded chips, the motion was
overwhelmingly defeated and the
proposer flapped out of the room.

The meeting finished with a light
hearted discussion about plumage
fashions and under any other business

migration habits and the environment
were considered but it was agreed that
the current patterns were not a threat.

The meeting was seen as useful in
maintaining good relations and the
date and time of the next one was fixed.

Tentative suggestions for the agenda
included the human situation and plans
to streamline egg protection services.

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